Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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