hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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