You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My nipple is on Facebook.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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