it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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