can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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