if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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