I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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