There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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