I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
