you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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