He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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