you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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