It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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