Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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