He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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