Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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