Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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