Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
How external is "for external use only"?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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