She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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