PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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