North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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