the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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