Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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