two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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