why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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