So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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