i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I have post one night stand depression
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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