I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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