You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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