It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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