is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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