I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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