What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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