There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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