office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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