i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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