We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch