Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.