I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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