Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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