But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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