I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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