Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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