she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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