Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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