I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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