We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I pour the whiskey from now on
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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