Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
