you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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