the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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