We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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