it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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