I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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