Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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