I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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