it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
