We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
