And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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